He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...