I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?