shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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