the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I deserve this hangover.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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