hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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