Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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