True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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