I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
How's work?
Spinning.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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