ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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