Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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