love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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