Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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