Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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