I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We need a shit load of segways right now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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