Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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