OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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