I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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