hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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