In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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