Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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