He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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