his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think people are normalizing furries
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