he wants to bone in the snuggie
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I fill condoms, not promises.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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