I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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