you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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