if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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