But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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