are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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