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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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