He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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