Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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