What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.