I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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