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(405): View more from Oklahoma

so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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(727): View more from Florida

and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.

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(813): View more from Florida

Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.

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(631): View more from New York

She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE

(1-631): View more from New York

I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU

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