It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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