Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I would ride that face into the sunset
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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