i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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