How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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