Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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