Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it glows. i had to have it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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