I'm drive I can fine osifer
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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