Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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