There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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