I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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