dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
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