So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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