I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
where are you?
Hypothermia
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
