So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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