I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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