is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My dick has a subreddit
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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