i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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