just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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