dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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