People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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