Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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