He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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