you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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