you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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