Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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